Mission File · LCH-01 · Launch Rescue

You're 70% There.
We Ship The Last 30%.

The polish, the bug fixes, the deploy, the App Store submission, the marketing site — the part where most founders quietly stall for months.

240+
Apps Shipped
9d
Avg. Time to Live
0
Missed Launch Dates
// LAUNCH.QUEUE T-MINUS 9D
14 blockers cleared
Launch Hero is closing every remaining gap.
build.productionGREEN
marketing.siteLIVE
stripe.checkoutTESTED
edge.functionsDEPLOYED
lighthouse98/100
post-launch.supportARMED
GO
SHIP IT
// ACT.ONE

The Last 30% Is Where Founders Quietly Disappear.

// DAY 1

You're 90 days in. Demo looks incredible.

// DAY 60

The bug list won't stop growing.

// DAY 90

You start avoiding the codebase entirely.

// DAY 120

Investors ask 'when does this go live?'

// DAY 130

Launch Hero arrives with a checklist and a deadline.

// DAY 140

Your app is live. You're in the App Store. Stripe is taking money.

// MISSION.BRIEFING

The elite shipping squad for stuck founders.

Launch Hero is a focused, time-boxed rescue that takes a 70-90% finished product and gets it to public launch — bug-free, on a real domain, with payments live and analytics in place.

One operator. One launch date. Zero excuses.

LAUNCH HERO
QA Pass
Bug Burn-down
Deploy
Domain + SSL
Analytics
SEO
App Store
Marketing Site
Launch Day
Post-launch
// MISSION.CAPABILITIES

Everything you need to actually cross the finish line.

🐛

Bug Burn-down

Triage, prioritize, and crush the open issue list — including the ones you forgot existed.

🚀

Production Deploy

Real domain, SSL, edge functions, env vars, CI/CD — set up once, runs forever.

💳

Payments Live

Stripe checkout, subscriptions, tax, receipts — fully tested with real money before launch day.

📈

Analytics & SEO

Plausible / GA, event tracking, sitemap, meta tags, structured data — all wired before traffic hits.

📱

App Store Ready

Optional iOS/Android submission, screenshots, copy, review prep — done right the first time.

🎯

Launch Day Ops

Status page, error monitoring, on-call rotation — we're there when the traffic shows up.

// DISTRESS.SIGNALS

You need Launch Hero if…

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Your launch date keeps slipping by 'two weeks'
It's been six weeks. Investors are noticing. You're losing momentum daily.
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There's a bug list you avoid opening
Every time you look at it, three new bugs appear. Triage hasn't happened in a month.
!
Your demo is impressive but production scares you
Localhost works. Vercel deploy fails. You haven't touched env vars in weeks.
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Stripe is still in test mode
You've been 'going to flip it tomorrow' for 21 days. Same with the domain.
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You haven't written a single launch tweet
Because the product isn't done. Because launching feels too final. Both fix themselves with a deadline.
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You're burned out and your codebase is haunted
Every change breaks two other things. You need a fresh operator who doesn't fear the file tree.
// WHY.THIS.HAPPENS

The 70% wall is the most expensive wall in tech.

Modern AI tooling is so good at the first 70% that founders forget the last 30% is where every real product gets made or broken.

The first 70% is pattern-matching: ship a feature, iterate, repeat. The last 30% is judgment: which bugs matter, which cuts to make, what 'done' actually means for your audience.

Most founders hit it solo, run out of energy, and quietly stall. The product is technically alive but never launches. Investors lose patience. Co-founders drift. The momentum that took 90 days to build evaporates in another 90 of quiet stuckness.

Launch Hero exists to break that pattern. We bring fresh eyes, a brutal checklist, and a real launch date. You ship in days — and remember why you started.

// CHOOSE.YOUR.TIER

Pick the rescue that fits your mission.

Fixed-price, no surprises. Pick the closest tier and we'll confirm scope on the first call.

Sprint Cell
One blocker, gone.
$1,500 – $3,000
3–5 days

// What's included

  • Bugs triaged & fixed: 1 blocker
  • Production deployment: Audit only
  • Post-launch support: 14 days
Launch Core
Polish + ship.
$5,000 – $12,000
2–3 weeks

// What's included

  • Bugs triaged & fixed: Top 20
  • Production deployment
  • Stripe / payments live
  • Marketing site + SEO: Landing page
  • Analytics & error monitoring: Basic
  • Launch-day on-call: Async
  • Post-launch support: 30 days
Most popular
Full Launch
Public, paid, promoted.
$15,000 – $35,000
4–6 weeks

// What's included

  • Bugs triaged & fixed: Full backlog
  • Production deployment: End-to-end
  • Stripe / payments live: Subs + tax + receipts
  • Marketing site + SEO: Full site + SEO
  • App Store submission
  • Analytics & error monitoring: Full + alerts
  • Launch-day on-call
  • Post-launch support: 60 days
Launch Watch
Stay on call.
$3,000 – $6,000/mo
Ongoing

// What's included

  • Bugs triaged & fixed: Continuous
  • Production deployment: Maintained
  • Stripe / payments live
  • Marketing site + SEO: Updated monthly
  • App Store submission: If needed
  • Analytics & error monitoring: Watched
  • Launch-day on-call
  • Post-launch support: Always on
  • Dedicated Slack engineer
// PRICING.FAQ

Questions before we deploy?

Everything founders ask before kicking off a rescue mission.

Pick a date. We'll ship by it.

Stop letting the last 30% own you. Tell us your launch window and we'll get you live.

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